deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato


PLEASE REPOST - WE NEED TO HELP RAISE RATINGS

blackhart43:

Reminder: A new episode of Once Upon A Time (‘Bleeding Through’) airs tonight on ABC at 8/7c. Watch live! Let’s continue raising those ratings. Also, if you live in another country and want to help ratings, tweet using the hashtag #onceuponatime or #wickedvsevil and say…


productiveslacker:

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab. 


the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

image

i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god


blpak:

nogburger:

dannyfenton:

reapershadcat:

johnaradia:

ok so i was watching danny phantom and dash basically just called danny a twink just saying

I won’t ever get over this

bledss dash

dash “poster boy for repressed homosexuality” baxter

I knew it



Then swear to me on her name.
                   …I swear on Emma Swan


Angelic rune; The first and most powerful rune given to Shadowhunters by the Angel Raziel.


Everything that happens now is in your hands.



from-james-to-lily:

acccionicole:

wholmesianmisfit:

#GOD DAD I GOT YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHOCOLATE FROG CARD AGAIN. WE GET IT YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED. I JUST WANT A FUCKING LONGBOTTOM.

I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’ 

bit of a tosser really

500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM


pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question


i was to go my own way
would I have to pass you by? [x]