how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious
THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK
“That helps them when they need to fight or when they need to stand up for themselves, because they don’t feel as if they’re already on the back foot.”
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
Forgot to submit this charming little Extended Edition gag.
Back in December 2013, people could vote on deviantART between four gag sketches for one to be drawn and this one was the clear winner.
one of my favourites ^^
Celebrían (sailed West T.A. 2510)
Celebrían was the daughter of Celeborn and Galadriel. As the wife of Elrond, she was known as Lady of Rivendell. She was the mother of Arwen and the twins Elrohir and Elladan.
In the year T.A. 2509 Celebrían was captured and tortured by orcs. She was rescued by her sons, yet had received a poisonous wound. Though Elrond healed her, she would not remain in Middle-earth, and sailed into the West the following year.
Step Inside London’s Felt Cornershop
Look closely at a corner shop in East London and you’ll see everything is not as it seems. The Cornershop, opened in a derelict store in Bethnal Green by artist Lucy Sparrow (@sewyoursoul), is actually an art installation which consists of 4,000 items all handmade from felt! From Heinz Baked Beans to Digestive Biscuits, everything in the shop is hand-stitched and the whole shop took Lucy eight months to assemble.
“I wanted to create something that surrounded people completely,” says Lucy, whose first job was in her local corner shop. “I hope this project reminds people just how much the cornershop cements life in local communities.” The installation runs until August 31.
Parineeti Chopra frustrated at the male gender for being ignorant about periods[X]
I wasn’t sure what I was expecting when these two got on twitter, but certainly not this.
The scene that made Arthur slowly realise that maybe his idiot manservant was still in there.
"It was a Hobbit-hole, and that means comfort."